The Ministry of Tourism invites you to visit the Republic of Upper Lower Podastovia!

From the jagged peaks of Kolograd, to the windswept plains of Wyominsk Oblast, the Party and people of Upper Lower Podastovia (not to be confused with Lower Upper Podastovia, seriously don’t take your American dollars there, the country is overrun with pickpockets and in the ULP we hang pickpockets) embody the spirit of pure post-Soviet bliss and common poverty!

Here the Permenant Revolution ideals of Trotsky meet the unbridled capitalism of Bezos and Rockafeller, in a way unique to our little corner of Eastern Europe. Not like those creeps in the West who are all high on hating capitalism while buying slave labor electronics from communists!

Mountainous scenery and drab deserts not your thing? No problem! All the best mountains have been leased to private military concerns anyway! Head into town and experience the night life of Kolograd’s captiol city… Kologrado Springs. Tour the famous spring factories, drink vodka in secluded night clubs and vodka bars, dine in on the only authentic American-style pierogi diner this side of the Caspian Sea!

Your visit is supported by a dedicated administrative network that ensures every part of your journey is documented for your security. From the famous cheese factorys to the historic halls of the Bureaucracy Museum, the ULP provides a travel experience defined by sovereignty and Patry spirit. Secure your necessary permits today to experience the majesty of the Party and the mountains. Nature is waiting and your papers are ready.